You Had Me At Meat Tornado

Anonymous asked: My aunt used to write horoscopes for the newspaper as a part time job. She had a friend in college who a)always read that newspapers horoscope and b)didn't know my aunt wrote it. So whenever the friend had a shitty episode my aunt would make her horoscope as positive as possible to cheer her up. Long story short they recently got married and are both my aunts now.

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

what do mean “long story short” give me this entire sappy gay romance novel right now 

I don’t think I can explain to y’all how furious I am that the typo version of this post is the one that got popular :/

I just saw this post screenshot on Twitter

@jeannakadlec

https://twitter.com/jeannakadlec/status/1020415384007127040

Anonymous asked: How are you mate?

batmanisagatewaydrug:

for some reason I can’t find a gif of Kat Stratford saying “Sweating like a pig, actually” but that’s the Mood